Hazbin Hotel

Good show

A little strange I have to say. Was there supposed to be an incest sex scene?

But she was right, Sera

She showed us a soul can improve

He saw the light, Sera

Checked all the boxes that you said would

Prove a person deserves a second chance

Now we turn our backs, no second glance?

It's not as simple as you think

Not everything is spelled in ink

It's not fair, Sera

Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head

No! Don't you care, Sera?

That just because someone is dead

It doesn't mean they can't resolve to change their ways

Turn the page, escape infernal blaze

I'm sure you wish it could be so

But there's a lot that you don't know

What are we even talking about?

Some crack-whore who fucked up already

He blew his shot like the cocks in his mouth

This discussion is senseless and petty

There's no question to be posed

He's unholy, case closed

Did you forget that Hell is forever?

A man only lives once

We'll see you in one month

Gotta say, I can't wait to (Adam)

Come down and exterminate you

Wait! (Shit)

What are you saying? Let me get this straight

You go down there and kill those poor souls?

You didn't know? (Whoops!)

Guess the cat's out of the bag (what's the big deal?)

Sera, tell me that you didn't know

I thought since I'm older, it's my load to shoulder (no)

You have to listen, it was such a hard decision

I wanted to save you the anguish it takes to

Do what was required

To think that I admired you

Well, I don't need your condescension

I'm not a child to protect

Was talk of virtue just pretension?

Was I too naive to expect you to heed the morals you're purveying?

That's what the fuck I've been saying!

If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie (Emily!)

If angels can do whatever and remain in the sky

The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say

When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again

I was told not to trust in angels (by her?)

Hah, she should know (we should go)

No! Don't you see? We've come so close

Look at them fighting, they're at each other's throats

Don't you act all high and mighty

Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar?

Don't, Adam, please! (What's the fuss?)

Why hide the fact that you're an angel, just like us?

Holy woah! This... may have been the best show ever created! I've spent long hours in my room watching these episodes over and over and OVER and OVER again! Boy, was she right, Sera! This was truly a happy day in hell!